“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
We’re down to the tail end of yet another month in 2013 and it’s left me sitting here, shaking my head while staring at my computer screen while I wonder where the time effing went. Sure, February’s the shortest month of the year but it was pretty stacked socially and, let’s be honest for a second, entirely exhausting! I’m looking forward to a few weekends of good R&R with the kitties, catching up on a few good books and getting my life back together. Well, until I’m threatened with a good time…and we all know how I react to fun 😉 There’s been so much exciting stuff going on in the past few weeks that I’m just going to get down to it; it’s the last Wednesday of the month – let’s go!
The Olympics Just Got A Whole Less Manly
The next Summer Olympics will be unlike any other – but primarily because one of the sports that can be traced back to the 18th Olympiad all the way back in 704 B.C. , has been eliminated: wresting; to put it in perspective, we’re now entering the 4th year of the 697th Olympiad. It’s not that I’m a huge fan of the sport, but I’ll agree that it’s both a graceful and powerful endeavor, and to boot one I’m surely not equipped to take part in. And the Olympics without Wrestling? That’s like the Bulls without Jordan, the 49ers without Steve Young, McDonalds without hamburgers…you get the picture. It’s just plain wrong – and upset fans, competitors and coaches agree; Japan’s Wresting Foundation has launched a petition to get it back into the Olympics, Las Vegas has already decided to bring the cash cow on home for some good old fashioned sports betting and some have even gone as far as returning their gold medals. First it was Bulgarian medalist Valentin Yordanov who returned his ’96 Gold Medal from Atlanta and now it seems that Russia’s Sagid Murtazaliev has followed suit and returned his Gold from the Sydney Olympics in 2000. Now, in the wake of it’s untimely Olympic exile – there’s a new question on the table: what sport is set to replace it? There are seven sports currently competing to take it’s place – baseball, karate, roller sports, sport climbing, squash, wakeboarding and wusho; if it’s not baseball or karate, I say nay.
We Want to See The Light
Even though I was just in that city of sin, I’m ready to head back – but there’s a whole new reason that I have that Las Vegas itch! Mandalay Bay has paired up with Cirque du Soleil and host of A-List DJs. Earlier we knew that Skrillex, that saucy minx, was in talks with the Cirque du Soleil crew but now we have confirmation that acts like Zedd, Alesso, Baauer and Sebastian Ingrosso will also be on the bill. Not that we needed it, but this elite pairing is further evidence of the staying power, and commercialization, of EDM – but knowing the caliber of the cast associated with LIGHT, there’s no doubt that this will be a top notch production. Mark your calendars because LIGHT is scheduled to open April 26th – just in time for the pool parties! For an all encompassing look at the talent LIGHT will boast – check out out that stacked lineup below the video!
Pluto Gets a Friend
I don’t know about you guys, but when Pluto’s planet status was demoted I was a little sad – I grew up with the guy, he was part of my dioramas, part of my science fairs. But then, in 2006, Pluto was downgraded to a dwarf planet. Since then astronomers have discovered several new moons that rotate Pluto with a strange orbit in addition to Nix and Hydra, discovered in 2005, and Charon, discovered in ’78. Until now, those moons have simply gone by P4 and P5. Their names were put up to a vote the other week through the SETI Institute and the winning name is …drumroll, please…. Vulcan. That’s right, Trekkies everywhere rejoice – William Shatner entered the name late in the game, but it somehow still ended up on top. Live long and prosper!
In Russia, Moon Lands On You
To the complete shock of basically everyone, a meteorite broke through our atmosphere and decided to land itself on Mother Russia, the only country with dash cameras in every car. The meteorite broke apart over central Russia injuring approximately 1000 citizens, and the resulting shock waves rocked the infrastructure of the city and blew out windows like the big bad wolf on steroids. Scientists have been working to trace this meteorite back in time – and it seems that the meteor (which is what you have before it enters our atmosphere), originated in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. In turn, this has inspired NASA to team up with the Air Force to search for a way to prevent more detrimental asteroid attacks; anyone else picturing a real life Armageddon?
Welcome Back, Daft Punk!
I can’t tell you a time where there wasn’t a hot and heavy rumor about Daft Punk making a comeback – every other week we would hear something new but the sources were few and far between and we just couldn’t seem to catch a break. Well, the other night while we were all sleeping sweetly and our computers were dreaming of electric sheep – something was a buzz over at Daft Punk HQ: the famous french DJ Duo has not only ditched Virgin Records to join Columbia, but among the rumors they’ll be releasing a new album in May it seems that they’ve updated their logo. Should we take this as a sign? I say HELL YES; it’s been too damn long!