[Kitchen Kitten] D.I.Y. Infused Olive Oils

Over the course of the past few years I’ve gone from a complete klutz in the kitchen to a meal maven. Looking back,  it must have been a combination of a few things clicking in my head. First,  there’s this little thing I like to call  ‘ballin’ on a budget‘: as much as I love to live large, I almost desperately needed a way to keep my spending in check. Sushi, Dim Sum, Whole Paycheck Foods; you name it, I ate it on the regular so I had to put a stop to my delivery and dining out habits. Secondly, I was getting pretty sick of people ruining foods that I love. Third, I’m a firm believer that everyone should be adept at crafting their favorite comfort foods so I wanted to make a point of learning how to cook flavored, moist chicken and sear the perfect salmon. And last, but definitely not least: food, more specifically the gastrointestinal system, is the key to everyone’s heart.  No, seriously! With the amount of serotonin receptors in your GI tract and stomach, it’s no wonder that food and mood go completely hand in hand.

My First Cookbook!

I started out slow and basic when I moved into my first apartment in 2008. Right after I graduated from UCSB, my step-mother gifted me with a book ironically titled ‘How to Boil Water‘ that gracefully takes you through simple cooking preparation and elementary dishes to make you cool as a cucumber in your kitchen.  That Christmas after demonstrating I figured out a thing or two about my culinary prowess, I got another gift – a year’s subscription to ‘Cooks Illustrated‘ and the famed ‘Good Housekeeping Cookbook‘.  In the matter of five years, I’ve gone from being an expert microwave user to an amazing (and modest) chef! I’ve learned how to make homemade chicken noodle soup, salad dressing from scratch, craftmy own pizzas and toss up a mean stir-fry.

Since I’m always up for a new challenge, I started scouring the interwebs for ways I could enhance my skill-set.  I’ve been itching to have a ‘make-your-own-sushi‘ party or a fun, date night where my boyfriend and I craft our own ice cream – but when I found recipes to infuse my own olive oils I knew I’d hit the jackpot!  I’m a sucker for a beautiful bottle of wine, beer or hard alcohol and this provides an adorable way to preserve and decorate the bottle for personal use or for your closest family and friends.

Olive Oils can be infused one of two ways – either through ‘Hot Infusion’ or through ‘Cold Infusion.’  The ultimate difference is time and taste – cold infusion should take approximately two weeks but a hot infusion can occur in one day; on the flip side, cold infusions preserve the flavors of your herbs and veggies while doing it ‘hot’ allows for their tastes to be altered. I’ve done this both ways now and can tell you from experience that I prefer doing it the cold route.  One reason some like it hot is to reduce the risk of botulism – but as long are you’re careful and follow these simple steps, you can avoid it with cold infusion as well:

  1.  mix the olive oil + herbs + spices and refrigerate for two weeks
  2.  preserve the added ingredients in a strong brine or vinegar
  3. dehydrate all herbs so all that remains are the essential oils
  4. self-press your olives with the spices in the press

Now, let’s get down to business

: DIY Infused Olive Oils :

Prep: 15-20 min

Equipment

  • a few old wine, beer or liquor bottles; preferably with awesome labels and clear glass (canning jars are an excellent substitute!)
  • rubber stoppers, spouts, or twist on tops for the bottles
  • (hot infusion) sauce pan

Ingredients

  • fresh + fried herbs like rosemary, tarragon, mint, basil
  • salts + spices: lemon pepper, ‘regular‘ pepper, sea salt, cumin, cayenne pepper
  • fruit like citrus, like lemons, limes or oranges; you can even grate or peel the rinds, and peppers, chilies, jalepenos, red + yellow peppers (for color)
  • veggies like garlic, red onion, shallots, etc etc
  • extra virgin olive oil, or whatever oils you typically cook with
  • if you choose to preserve your veggies + herbs first, brine or vinegar

Instructions

  1. wash all of your ingredients and dry them as much as you can; fun fact: botulism can’t grow in olive oil on its own, it’s actually caused by bacteria growing on the remaining water in your herbs!
  2. wash + dry your bottle; then make sure your bottle + stopped have an excellent seal (canning jars work, too!)
  3.  to prep your infusion: expose natural oils in your herbs by bruising them, toast + crush spices, slice fruits + veggies in thin pieces
  4.  (cold infusion) cram salts, spices, herbs, fruits + veggies into olive oil; seal the bottle for approximately 1.5-2 weeks in a dark, cold place (re: fridge)
  5.  (hot infusion) before putting them in the bottle, place all ingredients + oil in a saucepan and cook to 180°.  this is definitely the quickest way, how to-the ever this changes the taste and flavor of both your ingredients and your oil
  6. it’s a personal choice whether you want to strain your ingredients or leave them in; personally, i love the look + taste so i leave them in but if you choose to remove them: (cold) strain mixture after 2 weeks of rest + (hot) strain mixture after cooking
  7.  infused olive oils typically last for a month, give or take a few weeks (or, signs of spoiling). which is more of a reason to make it pretty, because if you don’t finish them they make beautiful table pieces.

Last but not leastremember to enjoy your creation! Infused olive oils are a great way to quickly add flavor to a simple meal like scrambled eggs and for dipping breads pre-meal or as a snack.  Also, if you’ve been gifted with a bottle of wine or liquor, this is the perfect way to return the favor – or, pay it forward.

 

Take it Easy: Removing Glitter Nail Polish

disco lights :)

I might have a nail polish obsession…

If you ever get the chance to meet my family, you’ll realize that this apple didn’t fall too far from their trees: at 6 feet tall, I managed to inherit their collective heights of 5’10 and 6’6; I have an insatiable appetite for reading and science fiction that they both possess; my quest for patterns in numbers and numbers in patterns reveals an instinctual inclination towards math that runs through to my Grandfather, a math professor at OSU who was fluent in over seven languages.  But there’s a few things that my family will neverever understand about me – like my obsession for all that sparkles, glitters, flashes and accentuates.  It’s like their uber logical brains can’t wrap their heads around my draw to the creativity within fashion and beauty. All things considered, I find certain mathematical and chemical equations quite beautiful and I know for a fact they agree – but do they understand why I was so excited to inherit my mom’s Chanel Blush in Red Fire* , a spankin’ new stellar hair straightener, skinny jeans that fit my legs just right or that uber glittery nail polish from O.P.I.? Not so much.  

As luck would have it for my parents, I was an only child…but my friends all had older siblings.  Some of them taught us swear words, which leading to rousing games of “Fuck, Fuck, You” instead of “Duck, Duck, Goose” as an elementary school student.  A few, unknowingly mind you, had their issues of Playboy swiped by friends who in turn educated the rest of us on all things sexual. Others were hoping to become competitive athletes – so they started shaving their arms and legs to cut down on water resistance; in monkeysee, monkeydo fashion we followed suit.  And last but definitely not least, some were wearing makeup and caring about their clothes. But then, two things happened that put a damper on my fashion sense:  Instead of going to the public middle school like my friends, I chose to attend an all girls school and my mother, Queen** of Disapproval, put her foot down and a lid on my makeup use – the most common reasons cited were my age, 12, and…well, my age.

The one and only arena I was allowed to have some fun and creativity with: my nails.  I would swoon over nail polish like it were a delectable evening gown at an awards show; and truth be told, I still do.  There are sultry, deep purples that remind me of Autumn and bold, neon colors that pop like Spring.  By the time I was back in a public high school as a Junior, I got a little more into fashion and makeup and more or less forgot about my nail polish.  As I left for college, I finally noticed myself evolving into a young woman – and my makeup drawer and closet echoed that sentiment. For my first few years in LA, I was lucky enough to land a gig as a beauty blogger for almost a year – I’ve dabbled in all the great, and not so great, brands and have developed some tried and true relationships with certain products.  I’ve always thought that if makeup were considered paint, more women would be considered artists – but now that I’ve become an expert within my own right I know this to be true. Makeup, hair, nails and fashion are projections – extensions of ourselves as women; whether it’s a desire to become someone else for a night, or to cut and color our hair to the point that someone thinks there’s an odd looking doppelganger on the loose, we use these things as creative outlets, and I love it.  The irony of my situation now is working in a fairly corporate atmosphere, the only creative beauty outlet I have during the day is – once again – my nails.

Well, every now and again, I get stuck in a beauty blunder.  And I obviously can’t reach out to my mom or step-mother about these things, so thank goodness for the interwebs!  I have a ridiculous obsession with glitter – glitter in my eyeliner, glitter in my hair, glitter on my tank tops, and glitter on my nails.  It’s an awesome look to rock, but it has an obnoxious flip-side of being beyond difficult to take off.  Well, have no fear – because I have an easy, breezy DIY method that involves very little rubbing, scrubbing or headaches.

Tools:

  • Cotton Balls
  • Aluminum Foil
  • Nail Polish Remover

How To:

  1. Tear off a piece of aluminum foil; from that piece rip up five 3″ x 2″ pieces
  2. Soak cotton balls briefly in nail polish remover and place on top of glitter adorned nail
  3. Wrap aluminum foil tightly around your finger and the cotton ball
  4. Let sit for 3 to 5 minutes
  5. Twist from side to side and slide off!

Voila! Glitter free nails =)

A few takeaways – first, yeah, your hands look a little Freddy Kruger-esque and silly, but I bet you look sillier spending minutes scrubbing down the glitter off just one nail – so keep that in mind.  Secondly, doing hands one at a time can go a long way – you’re free to do small tasks that involve lifting, twisting and typing – and you can reuse the aluminum finger holders, too.  Last but definitely not least, I really wish I knew about this trick sooner – I’m already saving tons of time and energy!

*it’s been discontinued

**Self-appointed Queen, mind you

[Make Your Own] Record Bowls

Creativity is a trait that I think most of my friends and I share – we’re imaginative about the way we view the world around us and when when it comes to personal interpretation of the world and manifesting it into something else, I’d like to think each of us gives in a uniquely talented way.  When I was younger, I was into beading and bead work – and truth be told, I actually brought my tools to Los Angeles with me. I’ve picked up and put down crocheting a number of times, though my drawings can seem elementary to me at times the more I use my watercolor pencils and pastel sticks the more fun I seem to have with them. But there’s more to being creative than these very specific mediums; I’d like to think I’m creative when it comes to Interior Design, organization of my apartment and DIY projects.

Freeze Fruit and Herbs in Ice Cubes for Flavorful, Non-Diluted Chilled Drinks

Websites like Pinterest and Instructables are always giving me crazy, fun and uniue ideas for the apartment, gifts and hostessing. Some of the ideas are amazing – like freezing fruit in ice cubes for a stellar and healthy Summer drink pick me up; and some of them prove to be more difficult, like the Cinco De Mayo inspired striped rainbow Donkey shaped pinata cookies full of M&M Minis.  Trust me, I tried and failed; and no, you can’t see the pictures.

When I moved to LA, my family gifted me with a great coffee table book called “Show Me How: 500 Things You Should Know“: it’s full fun and quirky things like how to roll sushi, dance the tango,  heal your body with accupressure points and tons of easy to follow DIY ideas.  So far, my ultimate favorite has been crafting old records into usable bowls. So, without further ado – let’s get to crafting!

Please note: No important records were hurt in this process.

Tools:

  • Vinyl Records from a second hand shop or hand-me-downs from a friend; if you can still play it and or enjoy it, you probably don’t want to melt it.
  • An Oven
  • 2 Bowls; one that can go into ovens: e.g. ceramic bowls, sauce pans for the stove
  • A Cookie Sheet
  • Oven Mitts

Steps:

  • Get your records on, or out rather.
  • Heat the oven to 225°F (105°C)
  • Wait for Ten minutes
  • Arm yourself with those oven mitts and take out the cookie sheet
  • Gently mold the newly malleable record to the shape of the bowl
  • Wait for another Ten minutes

And, voilà – you now have your very own record bowls;if you can find a vintage record of a favorite tune, it becomes a great gift for family, friends and yourself.

PS. Having an assistant doesn’t hurt….but sometimes, it definitely doesn’t help…